Grandma MiMi To Peanut: "What did you do today?"
Peanut: "I pooped on my hand."
Me to Peanut while he was pretending to be a priest: "Do you want to be a priest when you grow up?"
Me: "Why not?"
Peanut: "I only two"
Peanut: "You put Woo woo's hat on me?" (will you put woody's hat on for me?)
Mommy places Woody's hat on his head
Peanut: "GOOD GIRL!"
Four short years ago today...
21 hours ago